Legal Information

We don't know why anyone would want to read this stuff, but OK . . . here goes:

This information is intended for personal entertainment, information, education, communication, and brainwave stimulation. Browse away. G'head, download anything from the site but only for non-commercial, personal use. Keep an eye out for things marked "copyright" though or we may have to sic our legal eagles (OK, legal finches) on you.

Our big no-no's include:

* Don't take anything marked "copyright." I know I'm repeating myself. Just seeing if you're paying attention. Assume everything is copyrighted and you'll have a nice day.
* Don't modify, transmit, reuse, re-post, re-anything with any of our stuff including text (the typos are on purpose), images (we know they're cool and you can't have them), audio or video. Unless we give you written permission. And we won't.
* By visiting www.wambam.com, in addition to the French Maid visuals (what, you missed those?), you agree to abide by our terms. You know . . . our game, our rules.
* While we try to be 100% perfection on our site, we are not promising that we are. Think fun and entertainment, not Britannica. So browse and play at your own risk. Watch out for the Black Holes. Consider yourself warned. Yes, they are copyrighted. No, you can't have them.
* We assume no liability or responsibility for errors or omissions on the site. Wow, this legal stuff is great!
* We legally declare January 31, WAMBAM day. All advertising agencies in the US will be closed for a massive party and everyone's invited. I'm going legally nuts!
* We, or anybody else who helped us create this site—wait a minute, we created our own site . . . never mind. OK, Burk Advertising & Marketing Inc. is not responsible for any damages that result from visiting our site. Watch out for that "scratch and sniff" page.
* We're allowed to change this page or anything else on the site any time we want to. That's because we have all the passwords and you don't. When we change the rules, you still have to abide by them. Is this a great country or what?

That's it. If you are still reading you are one strange fellow but thanks for hanging in there. Now call Bailey Burk at Burk Advertising & Marketing, and tell him that BAM is the Agency for you. G'head . . . it's the law.